Photo of sign courtesy of: unkown internet source:
Mister Slick Sleves in Uniform & bearing a goatee
photo courtesy of: Kyle Price the Slick Sleve
[begin transmission] Hello, my name is Kyle Price a.k.a. Mister Slick Sleves and, I am a fellow past x- Navy SEAL with an goatee and, I am currently in the Navy Reserves. I am also employed at the local convience store, Circle K on mainstreet in Ventura, California. After you purchase a product, allow me to provide character assasinations about my co-wokers, bribe, allow my friends to hangs out with me in the store to take food off the shelf, lie, speak about my glorified war stores, my G-14 security clearance, my tactical encounters with local law enforcement, my shadow encounters with SEAL Teams: 6, 12, 8, 3 , and to inlcude my involvement as a tactical consultant via Navy SEAL Ghost team with the FBI in demoralizing & Killing LA Costra Nostra members and, too include my past life in Canoga Park, California as a Vato Loco gangster. I'll burn a cigarette with you outside, shooting the breeze outside of Circle K, telling my war torn stories to obtain my auto-eroctic facisinations to get a raise out of everyone, and upset some concerned citizens, badly ruining the reputation of Navy SEALS, falsifing accounts of combat, in which operations are never stated to the public, while I upset REAL Deals. [end of transmission]
My hardcore pump up kick ass Navy SEAL profile on myspace dot com with a highley detailed background, with a complimentary Navy SEAL flag hiding in the background and to include my mister slick sleves photo in photo area, wearing my ice cream uniform, bearing a goatee, shaming the United States Navy.
http://www.myspace.com/malachite80
About us:
A Scholar/Customer that graduated from Kaplan University and , a former Marine/Employee also scholar with no ties to the Seal Community, and we figured that we wanted to emmbarass the living crap out of a fake slick sleves Kyle Price. Due to the fact he speaks his unhonorable stories, character assasinations of employees, bribing customers to full fill his own agenda. To include something needs to be done not just submiting his information additionally, but to really visually and publicly demoralize him through the internet community, active and, retired SEAL communities. It is our goal, to inform and educate the public in general that posing a special warfare member let alone an Armed Forces member, that posers will allways stay a f*cking loser, and gain envy to others that are not educated, so we would enjoy that everyone visting this site and, spread the word to both communities in the public, Armed Forces and, Special Warfare community it would change their views on slick sleeves in general, posers, and demoralize Kyles compulsive auto erotic behavior to manipulate the public...
Here are some excerpts on our witness accounts on Kyles lies, deceptions and, our beliefs of a smoking gun to educate, and inform the public, retired and active REAL DEAL Navy SEALS:
"Fellow employee…This guy that works here runs around telling people of his Seal days, how glorious of a fighter he was, all the beachheads he secured (no doubt by himself with only a K-Bar as a weapon). So now, many years later he has gone back into the Navy Reserve. More power to him for actually joining the Navy, but I saw him in uniform the other day….(side note: what the hell has the Navy Reserve come to? Ear rings and Goatees in Uniform?) He’s a slick sleeve – no rating, which means he’s an E-3 or below…how shameful of the Navy to demote such a decorated veteran to being a lowly E-3 (or below). Secondly, I KNOW the Navy has a dental program, they’re responsible for messing up some of my teeth. But at least I have teeth. This guy reminds me of Cledis the slack-jawed yocal. And the last thing I have to say about this Poser is that for such a well-trained warrior, he couldn’t fight his way out of a nursing home (internet source: www.myspace.com written by: Nicholas C**** Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:44 AM)" on that note: last name is to protect the identity of author
"Mister Slick Sleves 'if I get pulled over by law enforcement they can't place me in cuffs because i am G-14 certified clearance and if , I get question on a false clearance, that i would have to reply if i told you i can legally murder anyone(Year: 2005, Internet source: www.myspace.com written by Daniel B******)" on that note: last name is to protect the identity of author
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Useful Links:
Mark Divines Offical Navy SEAL Website
Bob Wiegand's Offical Navy SEAL Store
Offical Navy SEALS Recruiting website
12/29/05 07:03:38 Pacific Standard Time